Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
All in the Mall (1991)
Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers
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Quotes
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Zachary 'Zack' Morris : I can't believe the concert's sold out.
Kelly Kapowski : I can't believe we gave so much money to that old lady.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [while reading a magazine] I can't believe there's a planet of Elvis impersonators on a collision course with Earth.
Lisa Turtle : Can you believe this?
[hits him with the magazine]
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Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [the girls arrive at the movies, flustered] What's going on?
Lisa Turtle : It's those weird guys, they were following us! We saw them at the boutique!
Kelly Kapowski : They're obviously killers! I mean, we've stolen their money and now we're gonna die! I'll never get married, I'll never have a little white picket fence, I'll never get a letter from Ed McMahon again!
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Oh, Kelly, shut up! They're not killers, they're just shoppers. This is a mall, you know.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Yeah. Look, this money's making us paranoid. I'm sure nothing weird is gonna happen while we're in here.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Relax.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Screech enters, dressed in a muscle filled superhero costume] Hi, guys.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Take that back.
Kelly Kapowski : Screech, why are you dressed like that?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : 'Cause they wanted three hundred dollars for the Little Bo Beep costume.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Yeah, but why are you wearing this costume?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Ha. See, that way, when the bad guys come, they won't notice me.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : The only place you wouldn't be noticed is in a nuthouse.
Lisa Turtle : Don't be so sure.
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Woman in Film : [the gang are watching a movie] Don't go, Jonathan. I can't live without you.
Man in Film : If you want me to stay, Lydia, let me hear those three special words.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [In high voice] Oh, Jonathan. Not here. Not now.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : [In deep voice] Oh, Lydia, don't tease me so. You know how weak I am.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [In high voice] It doesn't matter, Jonathan. You're rich.
Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle : Ssssshhhhh!
[the girls move to the seats in front]
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : What? Girls!
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : What? You gonna move?
Zachary 'Zack' Morris , Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : [Slater places his fake hand between the girls]
[In ghostly voices]
Zachary 'Zack' Morris , Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Mwahahahaha!
Lisa Turtle : [Both turn round and swipe at them] You're so infantile, Slater!
Kelly Kapowski : We're trying to watch the movie!
Woman in Film : Oh, Jonathan, I love you. Let's ask the warden to marry us.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : [In deep voice] Are you proposing to me, my precious flower?
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [In high voice] Oh, yes, darling. You're the only man I ever loved.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : [In deep voice] Lydia.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [In high voice] Jonathan.
[the two embrace then laugh]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Can I be the best man?
Lisa Turtle : [Turns round] No, but you can be the dork of honor! Now shut up, I'm trying to watch the movie!
[Zack giggles]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : You can't scare Screechman.
Lisa Turtle : Oh, no? Watch this.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Lisa Turtle : [Turns round, shakes fist then spots the two men] It's them! They're here.
Kelly Kapowski : "Oh, just shopping, it's a mall, you know." Right. I hope they kill you two first!
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Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Oh, officer, officer! I'm glad we found you.
Kelly Kapowski : We need your help.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : These two mob guys are chasing us.
Lisa Turtle : They want this money back that we found here yesterday.
Kelly Kapowski : Or they're gonna kill us!
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Is that a jelly doughnut?
Mall Cop : Yes! Which means I'm on break. Heh. Come back in ten minutes.
Kelly Kapowski : Ten minutes? In ten minutes, we're gonna be wearing cement boots, sleeping in the ocean with the fishies!
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Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Save us from those guys!
Mall Cop : Why should I? I'm with them.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : What?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : I want my Mommy!
Louie : All right, kids. Hand over the dough.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : All right. All right. Here you go. See ya!
Louie : You're not going anywhere! We've got a surprise for you.
Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle : [tearfully] We're dead!
Frankie : No, kids, you're on Candid Video!
[a camera crew reveals themselves]
Frankie : Wave to everyone at home!
Kelly Kapowski : [They all wave halfheartedly in disbelief] The television show?
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : You mean you've been videotaping this whole thing?
Louie : That's right. The ticket line, the movies, the boutique, everything.
Lisa Turtle : Urgh. Well this is terrible! I was wearing the same outfit for two days!
Mall Cop : And for being guests on our show, Candid Video's gonna give you five front row tickets to the U2 concert!
Samuel 'Screech' Powers , Zachary 'Zack' Morris , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle , Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : What?
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Five front row tickets? Do you know how much money we could get for these?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle , Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : No!
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Lisa Turtle : Screech, this is the nicest, sweetest thing you've ever done.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Even nicer than the time I wrote "I love you" in chocolate syrup on your mother's white couch?
Lisa Turtle : Forget the whole thing.
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Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Whoa, Screech! How'd you move up in line so fast?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Old Disneyland tactic. I hid under a fern until I could blend into line.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : You're goofy.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : No, but that's who taught me.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Look, Screech, we've got a little secret to tell you, but you gotta promise to keep it quiet.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Hey, did I ever tell Slater how you filled his locker with tapicoa pudding?
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : That was you?
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Uhhhhh...
[Snickers]
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : We don't have time for that.
[Lisa hands him the bag]
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Look, Screech, we want you to buy a lot of tickets 'cause we just found five thousand dollars.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Loudly] Five thousand dollars?
[Lisa puts her hand over his mouth]
Lisa Turtle : [to Screech] Okay?
[He murmurs yes, she removes her hand]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Hmm. Did you have a doughnut for breakfast, Lisa? Your hand tastes good.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Oh, man!
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle : Urgh!
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Lisa Turtle : [after a loudspeaker announcement has revealed that a new U2 concert has been added due to demand for the first] This is great! We have a second chance to go to the concert!
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Better yet, another chance to make a killing selling tickets.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Oh, no, I'm not sleeping here again. Last night, the security dogs were nipping at my underwear.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : No, Screech, this time, we're all staying so we're guaranteed to be first in line.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Well, wait, how are we gonna pull that off, Preppie?
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : I don't know yet, but I do know we have a lot of money and, uh, a lot of hours to kill.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Hey, how about a little advance on tomorrow's profits, huh?
Lisa Turtle : Yeah. Tickle my palm, honey. I've got places to go and shoes to try on.
Kelly Kapowski : And I guess it'd be all right to look at some bathing suits. They were selling them for half off.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Oh, which half are you gonna buy?
Kelly Kapowski : You know, I've always defended you, but you really are a bozo.
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Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : [Inside tent] Can you please move? Your foot is on my hand.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Hey, your hand is on my foot.
Lisa Turtle : It's dark in here.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : That's alright, my darling, I have X-Ray vision.
[Commotion inside tent]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Ow!
Lisa Turtle : Get rid of that stupid costume!