Ted Koppell: Good evening, I'm Ted Koppell. We have just learned that the accused assassin of Buckwheat, John David Stutts, is being about to make his first court appearance. Let's go there live.
John David Stutts: [Being led into court by the police] Hello everybody. I killed Buckwheat. I have a question for America; when you dream, do you dream in black and white or color? I had a dream last night about lime jello, only it was in black and white and I didn't know it was lime until I tasted it and...
TV Reporter: Excuse me, Mr. Stutts; did you shoot Buckwheat?
John David Stutts: Sure.
TV Reporter: Why?
John David Stutts: I had to; my dog told me he was the Anti-Christ. I named my dog Petie after the dog on the Our Gang comedies and
[enters the courtroom]