The host for the episode is David Carradine, and the musical guests are the cast from The Pirates of Penzance. The skits for this episode are as follows: Joe Piscopo tries out his voice to become the next SNL announcer, but Don Pardo quickly quashes his hopes. David Carradine wants to sing "I Wanna Be a Dancin' Man" for his opening monologue, but Charles Rocket steps in and stops him at the last moment. A gun shop invites customers to come by for their last-minute Christmas shopping. Caine, the traveling kung-fu master, gets some fashion advice from the owner of a menswear shop. Valley girls Vickie and Debbie go down to the mall to try and impress some boys. For the Rocket Report, Charles does a story about a derelict Santa wandering the streets of New York. Bob Dylan goes to visit Woody Guthrie in the hospital, where the two converse only in folk-song lyrics. An NBC executive stages a worldwide search for a virgin. David extols the virtues of Dopenhagen smokeless marijuana. Mr. Bill ... Written by
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So, where was you all when the Colonel died?
Oh, well, I was buying chicken, as a matter of fact.
What were you doing?
Oh, I was eating chicken.
[nods and chews his chicken
What were you doin', Dave?
Eh, I was sleepin' with a chicken. I can't get enough of this stuff.
The Pirates of Penzance Medley
Performed by Linda Ronstadt
, George Rose
, Rex Smith
and The Cast of The Pirates of Penzance See more