- Weekend Update Anchor: This week, our Supreme Court judges began calling themselves "Justice", instead of the more formal "Mr. Justice." Regarding the new informality, Justice Wizzer White said he thought the change was "kind of jazzy." And Justice "Potty" Stewart commented, "That may be slick for the Whizzer, but, for me, it's Nowheresville." And Warren "The Big Cheese" Burger, added, "Boop boop de boop!"
- Customer: Do you have any Gothic Romances?
- Shopkeeper: Well that's all we have.
- [clears throat]
- Shopkeeper: What exactly were you looking for?
- Customer: Well, eh, I was, eh... actually looking for something with, eh... 'Rapture' in it.
- Shopkeeper: Oh, I see. Well, eh, we've got "Golden Rapture", "Rapture Woods", "Moment of Rapture", "Hour of Rapture", "Season of Rapture" and "The Rapturous Age".
- Customer: I've read all of those.
- Shopkeeper: Oh. Have you? Well, let me see, we've got: "Kingdom of Rapture", "Castle of Rapture", "Tower of Rapture", "Bridge of Rapture", "Rapture in the Moat"... ah! And this is my favorite: "The Rapture of Rapture".
- Customer: I've read that.