"Saturday Night Live" Elliott Gould/Peter Tosh (TV Episode 1978) - Gilda Radner as Tammy Wildette, Christine Crawford, Roseanne Roseannadanna, drum player, cook, mother

Tammy Widette : I didn't make the cheerleaders squad.

Betty Widette : Oh, that's a shame, Tammy, you worked your heart off for that team.

Jeff Widette : Yeah, bum trip.
Roseanne Roseannadanna : Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey sent me this Christmas poem that says:

[reads aloud from a greeting card]

Roseanne Roseannadanna : Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, Well, the holiday season is finally here, Bringin' Santa and sleigh rides and lots of good cheer. Children are laughin', there's lights on the trees. Everyone's happy except for me. Folks goin' to parties, folks having fun. I wanna blow my brains out, get me a gun! Christmas is here and I should feel swell But I'm cryin' in my room and I feel like hell. What should I do?

Gilda Radner: Tammy Wildette, Christine Crawford, Roseanne Roseannadanna, drum player, cook, mother