Carrie Fisher: [dressed as Princess Leia] I don't usually do jokes, but... here goes. Uh, there's this Bantha who's placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion R2 unit. Well, the Bantha knows it'll take a little while for the Nava-computer to calculate the coordinates. So, then... the Bantha goes over to Jabba the Hutt's bar, and he gets an idea. He says to Jabba, "My deflector shields are malfunctioning, can you put me up for the night?" Then Jabba says, "Well, there's a Jedi Knight convention in town, but... I guess you could stay in my Nebulan stabilizer with my daughter!
Carrie Fisher: [pauses] I don't know... you know, I think this might be a little too inside, you know?
Ob-Wan Kenobi: [disembodied voice] No, Carrie... trust your instincts.
Princess Leia: I'm Princess Leia.
Frankie: Wow, a real princess from outer space.
Buzz: Princess... Lay - ah!
[bursts out laughing]
Annette: You see, this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way.
Frankie: So we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty.