Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse (2004)

Kenan Thompson: Various

Quotes 

• Marcus : [translating for deaf comedian]  How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

  [after long pause] 

  Marcus : You ever try to take a rib from a black person... Hey, hey! That's not cool. That's not cool.

  [Armisen signs] 

  Marcus : Oh, here's a good one... Gatorade just came out with a new flavor for black people.

  Richie B : [in deaf voice]  Fried chicken.

  Marcus : I'm not saying that.

  Richie B : Fried chicken.

  Marcus : I am not saying that.

  Marcus : [Armisen signs again]  What do you call a black guy with... Okay, okay, I am not telling this joke! But I will tell you a little something about Richie B. I mean this guy's Johnson is so small, he pees on his nuts.

  [to Armisen] 

  Marcus : That was good. Real good.