[Commentary on Weekend update
Thank you, Tina. I am here to discuss a growing problem; the problem of parents giving their children stupid names. This is particularly true of young African American girls. I'm speaking on behalf of all the "LaQuaQuas" and "Shediquas" out there. I know that young white girls, especially celebrities, give their children stupid names like "Apple" and "Frances Bean", but these are rich little white girls! They're not ever going to have to worry about applying for a ...