"Saturday Night Live" Richard Dreyfuss/Jimmy Buffett, Gary Tigerman (TV Episode 1978) - Dan Aykroyd as Weekend Update Anchor, Beldar Conehead, Jimmy Joe Red Sky, Tom Snyder, Various

Dan Aykroyd : [on Weekend Update] The Treasury has just released the new metric conversion terms for American Federal Reserve currency, which will come into effect in 1981. The dollar will still be called the dollar, but quarters will be called quart-dollars, dimes will be deca-dollars, nickels will be penta-dollars, and pennies will be called hi-how-do-ya-do's. No explanation was given.

Dan Aykroyd: Weekend Update Anchor, Beldar Conehead, Jimmy Joe Red Sky, Tom Snyder, Various