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"Saturday Night Live" Lindsay Lohan/Usher (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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Lindsay Lohan: [during a visit to Disney World] Guys, this is like a dream come true! When I got to the park this morning, Tigger came up and hugged me! I almost cried!

Debbie Downer: I guess Roy's not doing as well as they thought.

Amy Poehler: What? Who's Roy?

Debbie Downer: Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his pet tiger and suffered devastating injuries.

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Debbie Downer: [after being hugged by "Pluto"] Oh, hi, Pluto. It must really be fun working at Disney. Although at any major theme park, you live under the constant threat of terrorist attacks.

Amy Poehler: [depressed, the Pluto character walks off] What, where's he going? What's wrong?

Debbie Downer: In that outfit, he's probably in the early stages of heat exhaustion.

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Debbie Downer: [at Disney World] Hey, you guys... it's official... I can't have children.

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Jimmy Fallon: [ordering breakfast at Disney World] I love Mickey's Steak and eggs!

Debbie Downer: Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances.

Jimmy Fallon: What?

Debbie Downer: They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain.

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Debbie Downer: [Debbie Downer is at Disney World] I love Disney World. It reminds me of my childhood. I mean before my two-year stint at Children's.

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Debbie Downer: They never did catch that Anthrax guy... WAH WAHHHH

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[repeated line]

Jorge Rodriguez: I'm looking for Pepe! Have you seen him?

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Jimmy Fallon: Experts said Monday that doctors are seeing an alarming rise in drug-resistant cases of gonorrhea.

[camera zooms in on Jimmy, smirks evily]

Jimmy Fallon: Again, you're welcome.

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Caitlin: This one time, I got choked on a pickle at Wendy's and my whole life flashed before my eyes and I said, "Not yet, sweet Jesus, not yet; I've never been to Disney World!" and then I threw up all over the restaurant and the manager gave me a certificate for one free hamburger a year for the rest of my life! Isn't that right, Rick? Rick, Rick, Riiiiiick!

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Debbie Downer: [Regarding Feline AIDS] It's the number one killer of domestic cats.

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Lindsay Lohan: Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn't say anything at "It's a Small World" when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS...

Debbie Downer: It's still the number one cause of death among domestic cats

[frustrated, Lindsay leaves]

Debbie Downer: By the way, don't forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing.

[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]

Debbie Downer: OK, I guess I'll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.

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