Caitlin:
This one time, I got choked on a pickle at Wendy's and my whole life flashed before my eyes and I said, "Not yet, sweet Jesus, not yet; I've never been to Disney World!" and then I threw up all over the restaurant and the manager gave me a certificate for one free hamburger a year for the rest of my life! Isn't that right, Rick? Rick, Rick, Riiiiiick!
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