- Donald Trump: Hey! You crossed the line! I've killed people for less!
- Janitor: Looks like you killed a squirrel to me, and put it right on top of your head.
- Donald Trump: You're one to talk. Your hair looks exactly like mine.
- Janitor: Yeah, except my hair's supposed to look like this, I'm a janitor.
- Narrator: And, so, the pauper and the prince exchanged identities. The pauper shaved his moustache, and the prince put on a fake one. And this voiceover lasted just long enough for them to trade clothes. What? They're not done yet? O-oh, okay.
- Gary Fleck: Look at that crybaby. When his father dies one day, he's not gonna know what to do. He's gonna be helpless.
- David Sassen: [shocked] You're gonna di- you're gonna die one day?
- [falls into his fathers arms]
- John Sassen: [both crying] Oh, no! I've never explained to him the concept of death!