The Continental: Normally, I would offer you... vintage Champagne... and caviar. But... I have grown impatient with the French. Ever since them Froggies stabbed Colin Powell in the back, I eschew all things French. no more! Camembert... foie gras... eau de cologne... Frenchie, from "American Idol"... and, big surprise to me... champagne! Who knew! That's the only place champagne comes from! But... my word is my bond... it is done. Instead... I offer you effervescent... Andre's Cold Duck.
Tina: Hi, hi Steve, uh, what are you doing here?
Steve Martin: I'm doing a cameo.
Tina: Oh, ok. So, just doing a cameo huh?
Steve Martin: Yeah, I was just at home in bed, and I thought, "I'd like to do a cameo."
Jimmy: So, what is it, what's he doing?
Tina: Uh, he say's he's, he's doing a cameo.
Jimmy: Steve, do you wanna tell a joke or something?
Steve Martin: Oh, no. Just doing a cameo. And I think its going well.
[audience laughs and cheers]
Tina: Uh, uh, how long is your cameo?
Steve Martin: Just regular cameo length.
[looks at his watch]
Steve Martin: Just a few more seconds and... there we go.
Colonel Angus: Well, my dear... don't believe everything you hear about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough... Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses... but, deep down... Colonel Angus is very sweet.