Following a cold opening a U.N. Security Coucil meeting, Matthew McConaughey talks about his youth during the monologue, plays one half of a blind date with Rachel Dratch, a war protester, music sensation 'Chrome' on Club Traxx, an office story teller as well as a 'pyramid guru' on 'Second Time Around'. He ends the show by plugging his own McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili. Written by
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Ooh! One time... I mean, one time, I was sleeping on my own gold-plated La-Z-Boy chair, LaToya and Michael peeped over the headrest at me, and I thought for a minute I was being attacked by glow-in-the-dark vampire bats! I would like to say, I almost crapped my drawers!
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