Sketches include: A Message from the President of the United States (featuring Julia Stiles), Pierce Brosnan Monologue, Homocil (repeat), Just Funnin' (with Destiny's Child cameo), The Weakest Link, Jeffrey's, Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey, Weekend Update: Lamont Bond, Angry Boss, The West Wing, "Five Finger Discount", Bravery and Unity, and Casino Daycare. Destiny's Child performs "Survivor" and "Emotion". Written by
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Hey... why are you so mean?
Honestly. Why don't you help us out here? Why are you such an unbelievable bitch?
I... I never thought about it before, I...
[she thinks back to her childhood
Anne Robinson's Father
My beautiful children, my angels, we love you all so very much. But as you all know, times are very hard and we can't afford to keep you all! And Anne, since you answered the fewest number of trivia questions correctly, you are "The Weakest Link"! Goodbye!
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Performed by Destiny's Child
Written by Beyoncé
, Anthony Dent
, and Matthew Knowles See more