Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/Coldplay (2001)

Alec Baldwin: Self - Host, Pete Schweddy, Charles Nelson Reilly

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Quotes 

• Margaret Jo McCullen : Now, I can smell your wiener from here.

  Pete Schweddy : Well, that is thanks to the Schweddy Family recipe. There's just no escaping that aroma of a Schweddy weiner.

• Margaret Jo McCullen : We'll take your calls in a moment. But, first, I want to get my mouth around that weiner.

  Pete Schweddy : Be my guest. Both of you ladies, please have a go at it.

  Lynn Bershad : Not, not sure I can handle this much meat...

  Pete Schweddy : Well, you really don't have to put the whole thing in your mouth at once.

• James Lipton : When one thinks of CNR, one's mind goes right to Match Game. That show was delightful.

  [Charles Nelson Reilly laughs at this] 

  James Lipton : No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now: scrumtrilescent.

  Charles Nelson Reilly : Oh my, that's a good word.

  James Lipton : Yes it is. Match Game was absolutely scrumtrilescent.