Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Danny DeVito/R.E.M. (1999)

Ana Gasteyer: Various, Margaret Jo McCullin

Quotes 

• Margaret Jo McCullin : Anyway, now that provisions are gone, We've had to improvise and Willie's been a real miracle worker.

  Willie Bouchet : Well thank you, Margaret Jo.

  Margaret Jo McCullin : You're welcome.

  Willie Bouchet : It's amazing what desperation can make you do.

  [sighs deeply] 

  Terry Rialto : Yeah, like the night that I spent with those bikers in exchange for that packet of ketchup.

  Margaret Jo McCullin : [interrupting quickly]  Willie, I understand you have a special treat for us today. I hope you're gonna read to us from your book.

  Willie Bouchet : Well, I'd like to, but if you recall, we ate all the pages last week.