Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Alec Baldwin/Tori Amos (1996)
Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor
Quotes
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Norm Macdonald : The nation is still reeling from Thursday's bombshell announcement that Lisa Marie Presley has filed for divorce from Michael Jackson. According to friends, the two were never a good match. She's more of a, eh, stay at home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile.
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Norm Macdonald : And now Weekend Update would like to wish a happy birthday to comic legend George Burns, who turned one hundred years old today.
[applause from the audience]
Norm Macdonald : You know, I don't know the secret to his longevity but I, I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope Pauley Shore doesn't know it either.
