Announcer: And now, 'Weekend Update' with Chevy Chase!
Chevy Chase: [on the phone] No, you're not supposed to blow on it - that's just an expression.
[notices the camera]
Chevy Chase: I have to go.
[hangs up the phone]
Chevy Chase: Good evening! I'm Ron McKuen.
Steve Martin: To, uh, open the show, I always like to do one thing that is impossible.
[holds up a straw]
Steve Martin: So right now I'm going to suck this stool into my lungs.
[makes an effort to do so]
Steve Martin: Oh, darn.
[throws away straw]