- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [voice over] Love. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Pacific Princess. Its continuous mission to explore passion, and boldy go to romantic ports of call.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, the passengers have been complaining that you keep beating them at shuffleboard.
- Worf: I must defeat all who oppose me, Captain!
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: But, Worf. Old women and children?
- Worf: The weak and the cowardly have no place in shuffleboard, sir!
- Patrick Stewart: Alright, here's another bit of trivia. Did you know that another "Star Trek" character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television?
- Michael Jackson: Say, what's your name?
- Female Clubber: Theresa.
- Michael Jackson: Theresa. That's a sexy name, like MaCauley.
- Female Clubber: What?
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Captain's personal log: Stardate 45966.7. Once again, love has proved to be life's sweetest reward.
- Doctor Adam Bricker: You know those two Cardassian twins I've been chasing?
- Geordi La Forge: Mmm-hmm.
- Doctor Adam Bricker: They turned out to be male! Very attractive, though. It's a crazy world, Isaac.
- Geordi La Forge: That's Geordi.
- Togg: You know those two Cardassian twins I've been chasing?
- Geordi La Forge: Mmm-hmm.
- Togg: They turned out to be male! Very attractive, though. It's a crazy world, Isaac.
- Geordi La Forge: That's Geordi.