Ripley: ["Aliens" sketch, the humans are trapped] OK. Whatever it is, it's coming down that elevator. So, when the doors open; open fire and don't stop until it's dead! Here it comes!

[elevator doors open, soldiers start shooting]

Marine: Oh, my God!

[ET falls out of the elevator]

Marine: Man, we're really screwed now! We killed ET, man! What are we going to do!

Ripley: OK, OK. We got to think of a story. Uh, hand me that gun. OK. ET came in, he was drunk and waving this pistol -

[puts gun in ET's hand]


  • and then he started shooting and we had to kill him in self defense.

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