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Chevy Chase: And now, as a service for our viewers, here is Garrett Morris to provide the headlines for the hard of hearing. Today's top story; Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Garrett Morris: [shouting] Today's top story: Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Share thisChevy Chase: Ok, you're qualified for this job, how about a starting salary, $5000?
Richard Pryor: Yo mama!
Chevy Chase: Um, $7500 a year...
Richard Pryor: Yo GRAND-mama!
Chevy Chase: Fifteen thousand dollars a year, Mr. Wilson, you'll be the highest paid janitor in America, just don't, don't hurt me!
Richard Pryor: Ok. You want me to start now?
Chevy Chase: Oh, no no no, it's alright, I'll clean all this up. Take a couple weeks off, you look tired!
Share thisChevy Chase: You're probably pretty ready for the job... we got one more, kinda psychological test, just a word association, I'll, uh, just throw out a few words, anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, ok, just an arbitrary kinda thing, so if I said "dog", you'd say...
Richard Pryor: Tree.
Chevy Chase: Tree! Dog...
Richard Pryor: Tree.
Chevy Chase: [continues through several inoffensive words]
Chevy Chase: Negro?
Richard Pryor: Whitey.
Chevy Chase: Tar baby...
Richard Pryor: Whadja say?
Chevy Chase: Tar baby...
Richard Pryor: Ofay!
Chevy Chase: Colored?
Richard Pryor: Redneck!
Chevy Chase: Jungle bunny!
Richard Pryor: Peckerwood!
Chevy Chase: Spearchucker!
Richard Pryor: White trash!
Chevy Chase: Spurhead!
Richard Pryor: Cracker!
Chevy Chase: JUNGLE BUNNY!
Richard Pryor: HONKY!
Chevy Chase: SPADE!
Richard Pryor: HONKY! HONKY!
Chevy Chase: NIGGER!
Richard Pryor: *DEAD* honky!
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