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Chevy Chase: And now, as a service for our viewers, here is Garrett Morris to provide the headlines for the hard of hearing. Today's top story; Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Garrett Morris: [shouting] Today's top story: Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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Chevy Chase: Ok, you're qualified for this job, how about a starting salary, $5000?

Richard Pryor: Yo mama!

Chevy Chase: Um, $7500 a year...

Richard Pryor: Yo GRAND-mama!

Chevy Chase: Fifteen thousand dollars a year, Mr. Wilson, you'll be the highest paid janitor in America, just don't, don't hurt me!

Richard Pryor: Ok. You want me to start now?

Chevy Chase: Oh, no no no, it's alright, I'll clean all this up. Take a couple weeks off, you look tired!

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Chevy Chase: You're probably pretty ready for the job... we got one more, kinda psychological test, just a word association, I'll, uh, just throw out a few words, anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, ok, just an arbitrary kinda thing, so if I said "dog", you'd say...

Richard Pryor: Tree.

Chevy Chase: Tree! Dog...

Richard Pryor: Tree.

Chevy Chase: [continues through several inoffensive words]

Chevy Chase: Negro?

Richard Pryor: Whitey.

Chevy Chase: Tar baby...

Richard Pryor: Whadja say?

Chevy Chase: Tar baby...

Richard Pryor: Ofay!

Chevy Chase: Colored?

Richard Pryor: Redneck!

Chevy Chase: Jungle bunny!

Richard Pryor: Peckerwood!

Chevy Chase: Spearchucker!

Richard Pryor: White trash!

Chevy Chase: Spurhead!

Richard Pryor: Cracker!

Chevy Chase: JUNGLE BUNNY!

Richard Pryor: HONKY!

Chevy Chase: SPADE!

Richard Pryor: HONKY! HONKY!

Chevy Chase: NIGGER!

Richard Pryor: *DEAD* honky!

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