Fred G. Sanford: [singing during a thunderstorm] Rain rain go away / come again some other day / I hate it when it's damp and rainy / go dump on the Ayatollah Khomeini!
Fred G. Sanford: They ain't gonna flatten this place! Listen, barricade the door, lock the windows and get me a shotgun because they're not gonna take the Fred G. Sanford home while I'm alive!
Cal Pettie: That's the same thing General Custer said.
Cal Pettie: We gotta get all your neighbors together.
Fred G. Sanford: That's a good idea, 'cause we got some real good, hard-working neighbors, nice, polite, intelligent people.
Cal Pettie: All right, I'll tell ya what, I'll give 'em a call and get 'em right over here.
Fred G. Sanford: Wait a minute, I don't want them creeps here in my home!