- Fred G. Sanford: [Discussing his new outlook on life] Fun, fun, fun, son. Bring on the wine, women and the song.
- Lamont Sanford: Pop, at your age you can't afford to do that.
- Fred G. Sanford: Why not?
- Lamont Sanford: Because if you have too much wine and women, the song is gonna be "Nearer My God To Thee."
- Lamont Sanford: [Looking incredulously at his father's loud outfit] What have you got on?
- Fred G. Sanford: It's a Super Fly suit. What's it look like?
- Lamont Sanford: It looks like you got on a floral arrangement from Junior Cooper's funeral.
- Fred G. Sanford: [after discussing Junior Cooper, the friend of theirs who had just passed away whose funeral they just returned from, he gets up] I'm gonna have me a glass of ripple.
- [All the other guys agree and follow Fred to the bar]
- Aunt Esther Anderson: [to Fred incredulously] How can you drink after a funeral?
- Fred G. Sanford: Like this.
- [Takes a drink from his glass]
- Aunt Esther Anderson: Fred Sanford. You just left the house of the Lord.
- Fred G. Sanford: And now I'm in *my* house.
- [the guys laugh and he joins them]