Fred and Lamont accept an offer from a rich high-society socialite to move his piano out of his apartment. Lamont is dedicated to the getting the job done, but Fred spends most of his time snooping around the man's apartment and making wisecracks about the possibility that he might be a homosexual. The man, who keeps walking in and out of the apartment, takes pity on Fred who, from his point of view seems to be doing all the work. Finally, when the piano becomes wedged in the front door, Lamont gets fed up with the man's negative attitude and decides to leave it there. Written by
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What war were you ever in?
Fred G. Sanford
World War II. I never got over it. Staggering, staggering under that 40-pound pack.
Now you know you never left Fort Dix, New Jersey, and the only pack that made you stagger was a six-pack!
References The Thief of Bagdad