- Bubba Bexley: [Dressed as a Viking, the host offers him $200 if he has a tube of lipstick] Lipstick? Man, I'm a Vi-KING, not a Vi-QUEEN!
- Fred G. Sanford: [Fred wearing a gorilla suit, standing next to Aunt Esther] Don't we make a nice couple: King Kong and the Bride of Frankenstein?