Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Great Sanford Siege (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [shouting through the door to collection agent Hamlin, who is threatening to force his way in] You'll be in a lot of trouble,' cause we gotta lot of friends in washington, D.C.!
Lamont Sanford : That's right!
[Suddenly puzzled, looks at Fred]
Lamont Sanford : We have?
Fred G. Sanford : We must have; it's 80% black.
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Fred G. Sanford : Is that what you are, stuck?
Lamont Sanford : Stuck!
Fred G. Sanford : Well, you won't be stuck much longer.
[clutches chest]
Fred G. Sanford : Any day now I'll be goin' to join your mother.
Lamont Sanford : Don't start that again!
Fred G. Sanford : Then you can get a six-year old kid to help you. And it won't be Sanford and Son no more, it'll be Big Dummy and Little Dummy!
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Fred Sanford : We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?
Lamont Sanford : The oven don't work.
Fred Sanford : Oh, in that case, we'll have some cold pork and beans now or...
Lamont Sanford : Would you stop that?