Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Sergeant Gork (1976)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
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Quotes
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Colonel Hiakowa : [to his prisoner Fred] All I want to know is when you are going to blow up the bridge over the river Kwai.
Fred G. Sanford : River Kwai? I never heard of it.
Colonel Hiakowa : You mean to tell me you never heard that famous song, "Kwai Me a River"?
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Fred G. Sanford : [to Nazi Commander] Listen, you Nazi knockwurst, if you want to live with the master race, move to Watts!
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Fred G. Sanford : Hello, son. Roger and I were just having a little talk.
Lamont Sanford : Yeah, I heard all about it, "Major." Cyanide capsules, truth drugs. I'm surprised Roger wasn't hurt.
Fred G. Sanford : Hurt?
Lamont Sanford : Hit by flying bull.
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Fred G. Sanford : Uh, soldier?
Soldier : Yeeesssss?
Fred G. Sanford : You're a killer?
Soldier : No, I got these notches on my knife from spreading crunchy peanut butter.
Fred G. Sanford : You, watch you mouth! See, I go a black belt in karate, a green belt in judo, and a red belt in kung fu.
Soldier : [Points to Fred's gut] ... And a pot at the end of the rainbow!