- Fred G. Sanford: He wouldn't take the money if he knew I'd borrowed it.
- Bubba Bexley: Well, what are you gonna tell him?
- Fred G. Sanford: I'll just tell him it's a gift, that I'd been savin' it all my life and it's his wedding present.
- Bubba Bexley: That's good. And if he buys that, I got some oceanfront property in Kansas you can sell him.
- Lamont Sanford: You took $6,000 in coins to the bank? That's unbelievable!
- Fred G. Sanford: You tellin' me? If there had been a bus to Europe I would've had the exact change.