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"Sanford and Son" Aunt Esther Meets Her Son (TV Episode 1976) Poster

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Aunt Esther Anderson: I need help!

Fred G. Sanford: Help? I'm just a junkman, not a plastic surgeon.

Aunt Esther Anderson: Please, Fred, I need your truck.

Fred G. Sanford: I agree. Son, you take the truck and run over Esther's face.

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Fred G. Sanford: I learned the day after Lamont was born that it's much harder to be a father than it is to become one.

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Uncle Woodrow 'Woody' Anderson: [as Esther and Daniel come into the store, Woody turns to Fred] Does he look tough to you?

Fred G. Sanford: Hard to tell. Standing next to Esther, King Kong would look like John-Boy.

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