Aunt Esther Anderson: I need help!
Fred G. Sanford: Help? I'm just a junkman, not a plastic surgeon.
Aunt Esther Anderson: Please, Fred, I need your truck.
Fred G. Sanford: I agree. Son, you take the truck and run over Esther's face.
Fred G. Sanford: I learned the day after Lamont was born that it's much harder to be a father than it is to become one.