Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Aunt Esther Meets Her Son (1976)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Aunt Esther Anderson : I need help!
Fred G. Sanford : Help? I'm just a junkman, not a plastic surgeon.
Aunt Esther Anderson : Please, Fred, I need your truck.
Fred G. Sanford : I agree. Son, you take the truck and run over Esther's face.
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Fred G. Sanford : I learned the day after Lamont was born that it's much harder to be a father than it is to become one.
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Uncle Woodrow 'Woody' Anderson : [as Esther and Daniel come into the store, Woody turns to Fred] Does he look tough to you?
Fred G. Sanford : Hard to tell. Standing next to Esther, King Kong would look like John-Boy.
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Daniel : [to Lamont, referring to Esther throwing him out] She told me, "Get out of my house, heathen!"
Fred G. Sanford : [Butting in] That'll do it.
Lamont Sanford : Why? What happened?
Daniel : I just told her I didn't believe in God, that's all.
Fred G. Sanford : That's all? Telling Esther there's no God is like telling Jimmy Carter there's no more toothpaste!