- Grady Wilson: [With Esther scowling at him, Grady turns to Lamont] Is this your Aunt Esther, or King Kong after he fell off the Empire State Building?
- Grady Wilson: [Describing he and Otis's overnight journey to Vegas] We caught the 4:30 flight over there, had dinner, did some gambling, and caught two great shows at The Flamingo.
- Aunt Esther Anderson: [Looking up at the heavens] Sodom and Gomorrah.
- Grady Wilson: No, Nipsy Russell and Harry Belafonte.
- Grady Wilson: [Referring to breakfast] Hey, you kill that flapjack?
- Lamont Sanford: Hey, man. That flapjack was dead on arrival.
- Grady Wilson: Ah, that's okay. Tomorrow, I'll cook you a whole stack of them, with oatmeal.
- Lamont Sanford: Hey, man, I can't eat flapjacks and oatmeal together. That's too filling.
- Grady Wilson: Not flapjacks and oatmeal, flapjacks with oatmeal. Flap-meal!
- Lamont Sanford: Where have you been the last 24 hours?
- Grady Wilson: Oh, me and Otis, we did the *town* man!
- Lamont Sanford: You guys did the town?
- Grady Wilson: That's right!
- Lamont Sanford: What could you possibly do in this town that could keep you out for 24 hours?
- Grady Wilson: Nothing.
- Lamont Sanford: But you just said...
- Grady Wilson: [Cutting him off] I said we did the town. I didn't say this was the town we did.
- Lamont Sanford: What town did you do?
- Grady Wilson: Las Vegas, Nee-vada!