Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick (1991)

Erik MacArthur: Michael Stein

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Quotes 

• [Michael helps Bobby concoct artificial vomit] 

  Bobby Budnick : All right, we got canned corn and chicken chunks for texture. We've got chocolate powder and toothpaste to give it the right color.

  Michael Stein : Ahh, maybe we should go.

  Bobby Budnick : Are you kidding? The definition of a wuss is someone who listens to a counselor.

• Michael Stein : Man, that's about the rudest thing I've ever seen without flushing.

  Bobby Budnick : Wait'll you taste it.

• Michael Stein : We don't feel so good, sir.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Aw, wassa matter? Got a widdle tummy ache? Tough nuggets. Unless you have broken bones or you're blowin' chunks, no one gets out of Instructional Swim. Got that? NOBODY!

• [Michael hurls on Ug's shoes] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Why did you do that?

  Michael Stein : Uh... I don't think my eggs were cooked at breakfast, sir.

  [Bobby hurls on Ug's shoes] 

  Bobby Budnick : I had some of his eggs.

• Bobby Budnick : Hate's a very strong emotion, Mikey.

  Michael Stein : Just let me turn black and blue in peace.

• Michael Stein : All you ever do is lie to me and get me in trouble.

  Bobby Budnick : Why do you make it sound like such a negative?

• Bobby Budnick : Cool is a very important thing to think about when you're choosing parents.

  Michael Stein : What about your parents?

  Bobby Budnick : Let's watch TV.