- [first lines]
- Sabrina Spellman: [Salem groans] Whoa, did you just sigh, or are you sitting on an accordion?
- Salem Saberhagen: I think I see a grey hair.
- Sabrina Spellman: What?
- [rushes to mirror]
- Sabrina Spellman: Darn, you know, I knew this job would age me. You know, I'm two weeks away from a blue rinse and bunion pads.
- Salem Saberhagen: The grey hair is on me. Don't you think of anyone besides yourself?
- Sabrina Spellman: [opening envelope] Okay, it says here that they like your stuff. They just want you to come back when you've had more experience.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: That's why I hate careers. It was so much easier getting experience with boys.
- Sabrina Spellman: Salem! You're dyeing your hair?
- Salem Saberhagen: [looks like a Christmas tree] I'm just putting in some low-lights.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, I had no idea they made a 'Just For Cats'.
- Salem Saberhagen: I had no idea how many shades of black there were.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Hi, Sabrina. Oh, what is going on with the cat?
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, that, well, uh, I am not gonna color my hair without practicing first.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, great idea! Later, I think I'll try my home bikini waxer on him.
- [Salem gasps and scampers off]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: They say that everyone is given a special gift. If music is yours, I hope you saved the receipt.
- [goes off]
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, don't listen to her, uh, I mean, what does she know about music? She thought B Flat was a bra size.
- Sabrina Spellman: And, Morgan, I owe you an apology too.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Yes, you're right. There was nothing wrong with Daniel's outfit. It just takes a special person to pull off feathers.
- Sabrina Spellman: [softly, to herself] Yeah, a chicken plucker.