Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Claus (1997)

John Ratzenberger: Bob, Santa Claus

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• Sabrina Spellman : So if you're Santa, how come you're not chubby?

  Bob : Oh, combination of cardiovascular exercise and a little weight-training. Could be that tapeworm.

• Bob : Anyway, I've got a lot of deliveries to make. Ha-ha. Ho, ho, ho-- Ohh! Oh!

  Zelda Spellman : You are not going anywhere.

  Sabrina Spellman : Isn't there someone that could fill in? Like a temp service or a cousin?

  Bob : Well, there's always Mrs. Claus, but I can't call her. She works for UPS. This time of year, they're real crazy.

• Zelda Spellman : We have a problem. Our niece Sabrina has a case of egotitis.

  Bob : Yeah, that's not your only problem.

  Hilda Spellman : It isn't?

  Bob : No, you've got one sorry-looking Christmas tree.

• Bob : Trying to recapture the spirit of Christmas, huh?

  Zelda Spellman : Mm. Can you help?

  Bob : I'll give it a shot. I know. Say, why don't you and I take a little trip to Christmas past? No, it's been done.

  Hilda Spellman : Trust me, the trip to the graveyard is quite depressing.

  Bob : Why don't you and I try to go and recapture your childhood Christmas memories? And maybe have a look at the new Chryslers.

  Sabrina Spellman : You have met this guy before, right?