Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves (1997)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Salem : [comes running down the stairs as a kitten]  I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!

• Sabrina Spellman : Even if I knew what I wanted to wear, I couldn't pick it out of this mess. - It's full of kibble crumbs.

  Salem : Brush them in a pile. I'll eat them later.

• Merlin : Why don't you stay a while?

  Zelda Spellman : How long a while?

  Merlin : Until you love me again.

  Hilda Spellman : How about if I love you?

  Salem : Or me? I can be quite tender.

• Salem : And I learned a valuable lesson. Whenever there's a crisis, I can depend on you guys to turn on me.

• Salem : Attica! Attica! Attica!

  Zelda Spellman : Please, I'm trying to concentrate on a new escape plan.

  Salem : Well, why don't you try coming up with some decorating ideas for this cell, because we're never leaving?

  Hilda Spellman : I've got it, the perfect escape plan. It's so simple. I can't believe I haven't thought of it before.

  Zelda Spellman : What is it?

  Hilda Spellman : You marry Merlin.

  Zelda Spellman : What do you think about painting these bars Navajo White?

• Zelda Spellman : Maybe if we're nice to Merlin, he'll feel sorry for us and let us go. So let's not antagonise him.

  Hilda Spellman : Good plan. Dead magician walking.

  Merlin : How is everyone? Got everything you need?

  Salem : No, no, we're fine. Now that I think about it, I could use a little freedom.

  Merlin : So have you decided to love me again?

  Zelda Spellman : I'd rather lick a dead seal.

  Hilda Spellman : Am I the only one who remembers the plan?

  Merlin : Excuse me...

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, shut up, conehead. It can't be done.