- Roxie King: Sabrina, Valentine's Day is nothing more than a commercial rip-off. They should just rename it Saint Suckers Day.
- Miles Goodman: Hey.
- Roxie King: Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry.
- Roxie King: Yeah, I had this one romantic Valentine's Day. This guy I was seeing gave me an ankle bracelet, necklace and earrings.
- Sabrina Spellman: Wow, that's quite a haul.
- Roxie King: Yeah, that's what the jury said right before they sent him away for armed robbery.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, at least you know he's not with another girl.
- [laughs]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Kevin O'Connor. Tall, artsy. Asked me out. I rejected him.
- [realizes:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Perfect for you.
- [gets off counter]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Don't worry. I will set the whole thing up.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, no, no, no. You really don't have to call him.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Please, Sabrina, it's the least I can do. I mean, I owe you.
- Sabrina Spellman: [puzzled] For what?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: You're the one who introduced me to Josh.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, well, in that case, start dialing.
- [as Morgan is busy doing so, muttering to herself:]
- Sabrina Spellman: You owe me big time.
- Roxie King: [under spell] I never realized what beautiful eyes you have.
- Miles Goodman: You aren't by any chance talking to me, are you?
- Roxie King: Do you see anyone else here?
- [patting the seat next to her on the couch]
- Roxie King: [as Miles tries warding her off with a chair] Come on, Miles. It's no big deal. I just want to hold you.
- Miles Goodman: I empathize with the situation. But intimacy is very frightening to me.
- Roxie King: [about to pounce] Then get ready to be terrified.
- Josh: I'm sorry you guys had to see that. Let's face it, we were never meant to be together. I was probably just another notch in her Gucci belt.
- Roxie King: [hunting Miles] That sexy little scamp thinks he can climb out the window? Well, I've got a window too!
- Hilda Spellman: [performing at coffeehouse] Okay, Valentine's Day! What a great holiday! I'm just one bad relationship away from being one of those women who have thirty cats and pathetically names them after ex-boyfriends. Hairy Back! Big Fat Liar! Dinner's ready! I had another cat Can't Commit, but he ran away.
- Kevin: [on porch] I had a really great time tonight.
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah, we're on a roll, you know. It's our first night out, and we've already had two dates.
- Kevin: [chuckles] So is it too early if I call you tomorrow?
- Sabrina Spellman: You can call me as soon as I get inside.
- [laughs, and he leans in for the kiss]
- [last lines]
- Miles Goodman: [vainly struggling as Roxie has him pinned down on the couch] I know how this looks, but she is very persistent.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well,
- [casting spell:]
- Sabrina Spellman: since it's almost the end of Valentine's night, let's give Roxie back her bite.
- Roxie King: [back to her senses, looking down at Miles] Oh, my God, what have I done?
- Miles Goodman: You've made this the most special Valentine's Day ever.
- Roxie King: [howling] You repulse me!
- [rushes off]
- Miles Goodman: [happy] I'm okay with that!
- [thumbs up to smiling Sabrina]