- Molly Dolly: I'm a Molly Dolly
- Sabrina Spellman: Stop that can't you say anything else?
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- Dr. Hans Egglehoffer: You have a fascinating brain I would love to study it
- Zelda Spellman: Oh you're too kind
- Zelda Spellman: Mind if I take a few measurements?
- Dr. Hans Egglehoffer: Don't you want to try the cocktail wieners?
- Guy Who Thinks He's Gary Owens: If you like cocktail wieners you'll love our new cheese logs made with one hundred percent cheese and fifty percent log
- Dr. Hans Egglehoffer: You have a fascinating brain I would love to study it
- Zelda Spellman: Oh you're too kind
- Dr. Hans Egglehoffer: Mind if I take a few measurements?
- Zelda Spellman: Don't you want to try the cocktail wieners?
- Guy Who Thinks He's Gary Owens: If you like cocktail wieners you'll love our new cheese log made with one hundred percent cheese and fifty percent log