"Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Geek Like Me (TV Episode 1996) - Beth Broderick as Zelda Spellman

Hilda Spellman : [wearing her cuirass] Look, it still fits and it's great for lounging around the house.

Zelda Spellman : That doesn't count as a use.

Hilda Spellman : Why not?

Zelda Spellman : No one wears metal after labour day.
Zelda Spellman : You went to Science Club? Oh, that's wonderful.

Sabrina Spellman : No, it's not. Now Libby thinks I'm a complete geek.

Hilda Spellman : I knew this would happen. It's Zelda's influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you'd be normal.
Zelda Spellman : Now, it shouldn't bother you what Libby says.

Sabrina Spellman : It shouldn't but it does.
Sabrina Spellman : No matter what we're labelled Libby will always be Libby and I will always be me.

Hilda Spellman : You had to become a geek to figure that out?

Sabrina Spellman : Well, it's actually rather complex. I just put it in layman's terms for you.

Zelda Spellman : I have to do that all the time.
Sabrina Spellman : I feel smart and you know what? I learned something. No matter what we're labelled Libby will always be Libby and I will always be me.

Hilda Spellman : You had to become a geek to figure that out?

Sabrina Spellman : Well, it's actually rather complex. I just put it in layman's terms for you.

Zelda Spellman : I have to do that all the time.

Hilda Spellman : Oh, so what are you saying, you dumb things down for me?

Zelda Spellman : Well, C colon backslash D'ah!

Hilda Spellman : Would you speak English?

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman