Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Finally! (2001)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Roxie King : [as Sabrina is putting up flyers] Hey, what's that for?
Sabrina Spellman : Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid.
Roxie King : I haven't been on a date in five months.
[grabs a flyer]
Roxie King : I can live with stupid.
Sabrina Spellman : [as Roxie goes off] Well, there's no motivation like desperation.
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Miles Goodman : Why should I pay $5 to get rejected when I do it so well for free?
Sabrina Spellman : Well, for every girl who says no, you're that much closer to the one that will say yes. Dating is a numbers game!
Miles Goodman : So, getting rejected by twenty girls in one night is a good thing?
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, for only five bucks, it's a bargain!
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Roxie King : You mean the relationship you don't have with the guy you're not dating?
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, I don't want that to end.
Roxie King : The end of a relationship is always the most depressing part. But it's gotta be really depressing to end something that never got a chance to begin.
Sabrina Spellman : All I know is that he should be the first one to call and apologize. He's the one who acted like a jerk when Brett stood you up.
Roxie King : Is that what this is about? You're throwing away a great guy because of someone that never meant anything to me?
Sabrina Spellman : It's the principle of the thing.
Roxie King : If you're gonna date based on principle, your choices are the Pope or St. Francis of Assisi.
Sabrina Spellman : So I've got options.
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Sabrina Spellman : [showing off new pair of pink high-heel sandals] These are the most comfortable shoes I've ever had.
Zelda Spellman : And stylish.
Hilda Spellman : Oh, cobbler?
Salem Saberhagen : [at their beck and call] Yes, ma'am?
Hilda Spellman : I'd like five more pairs. One in every color.
Sabrina Spellman : Yes, and how are you with matching belts?
Salem Saberhagen : I'll cobble whatever you want. I'm just glad to be home.
