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"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" Double Time (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Sabrina Spellman: Look, I made us a... "first day of college, life doesn't get any better than this" breakfast.

Roxie King: [woken up in the morning] Look, Old MacDonald, I worked very hard to make sure my first class isn't until three. Good day and good night.

Sabrina Spellman: That's funny, because I totally had you pegged for a morning person.

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Sabrina Spellman: [as Miles prepares cereal] Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs.

Miles Goodman: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from?

Sabrina Spellman: Pigs and chicken butts?

Miles Goodman: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my temple.

Sabrina Spellman: So you're filling it with sacred Sugar Bombs?

Miles Goodman: They turn the milk purple.

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Salem Saberhagen: [pretending he doesn't miss Sabrina] Sabrina. Where have I heard that name? Ah, yes, Audrey Hepburn. Wonderful film.

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Sabrina Spellman: [lugging text books] Gotta get one of those book bags with wheels. Or maybe a pack mule.

Roxie King: What's wrong, Perky? First day of Sabrina's Wonderful Life hitting a brick wall?

Sabrina Spellman: No, not at all. It's very wonderful. I've only been at college for three hours and already I get to read four chapters of Plato, write a ten-page essay and catch a small arthropod to dissect. Maybe I ought to rethink my definition of the word wonderful.

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Sabrina Spellman: They have parties on Monday night?

Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.

[hands Roxie an invite as well]

Josh: You could leave your names at the door.

Roxie King: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! A college party? I'm so excited! Whatever will I wear?

[shrieks, runs off out the door]

Sabrina Spellman: I think she was being sarcastic.

Josh: Yeah, I got that.

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