Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Cat Showdown (1997)
Dann Florek: Bob Gordon
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : [Bob Gordon is inspecting Salem] What is he looking for?
Harvey Kinkle : To see if it's a boy or a girl?
Bob Gordon : This cat has excellent bone structure, a lovely coat, and a somewhat bemused expression. This is one of my top three American short hairs.
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Bob Gordon : What can you tell me about Salem's temperament?
Sabrina Spellman : Well, he's very friendly, very focused, and just a little power mad.
Bob Gordon : Sounds like he's all cat.
Sabrina Spellman : Right. And he's got a real head for numbers. May I demonstrate? Ask him a simple multiplication question.
Bob Gordon : Okay. Salem, uh, what's seven times five?
[Salem places his paw on the three and on the five on a board]
Bob Gordon : Amazing. Although we do judge purely on appearance.
Sabrina Spellman : Isn't that life.
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Sabrina Spellman : You don't have to hide the fact that you're...
Bob Gordon : Don't say it.
Sabrina Spellman : Bald.
Bob Gordon : Shh! You have no idea what this means. It could destroy my career.
Sabrina Spellman : How? Aren't honesty and integrity the most important things to a journalist?
Bob Gordon : Not in this decade. People like people with hair. They've done studies. The public hasn't trusted a bald man since Eisenhower.
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Zelda Spellman : [holding Sabrina as a cat] Is this the cat you're looking for?
Bob Gordon : Why yes, what's her name?
Zelda Spellman : Sabrina.
Harvey Kinkle : [to Hilda] She named her cat Sabrina? Doesn't that get confusing around the house?
Hilda Spellman : Oh, it's a pretty confusing place in general.