Horace Rumpole: It must have come as a huge relief for those who heard Rumpole had kicked the bucket, to hear he had just turned a little pale.
Horace Rumpole: That's why I asked you to give Miss Allways a little brief. She has a remarkable head for figures.
Jack Pommeroy: [Lewdly] And quite a figure for head, I would imagine.
Judge Roger 'The Mad Bull' Bullingham: Mr Rumpole! With your alleged great knowledge of literature, I am sure you are aware of the quotation about "The Law's delay"?
Horace Rumpole: Indeed, My Lord, I seem to recall it is next to the one about "The Impudence of Office".
[Frank Armstrong is accused of renting out non-existent holiday locations]
Ward-Webster: On one occasion at least, a mobile home was actually removed from an unhappy mother just as she was about to enter it.
Judge Roger 'The Mad Bull' Bullingham: Instead of the mother running from home, the home ran away from the mother.
Horace Rumpole: [to himself] Oh well done, Bull, quite the stand-up comic.