Horace Rumpole: It must have come as a huge relief for those who heard Rumpole had kicked the bucket, to hear he had just turned a little pale.
Horace Rumpole: That's why I asked you to give Miss Allways a little brief. She has a remarkaable head for figures.
Jack Pommeroy: [Lewdly] And quite a figure for head, I would imagine.
Cashier: How would you like the money, sir?
Horace Rumpole: Preferably in enormous quantities.
Judge Roger 'The Mad Bull' Bullingham: Mr Rumpole! With your alleged great knowledge of literature, I am sure you are aware of the quotation about "The Law's delay"?
Horace Rumpole: Indeed, My Lord, I seem to recall it is next to the one about "The Impudence of Office".