Dennis Allen approaches Dan and Dick and says his wife just had a baby, they ask if it is a boy or a girl. The punchline is "we are going to wait till it gets old enough to decide for itself". What was silly in 1973 would become reality for some couples in 21st Century.
Columnist Marilyn Beck reads a joke piece about Mama Cass dying and wanting her ashes scattered over a handful of States that she lists. The very obese Mama Cass Elliot of the singing group Mama's and the Papa's would unexpectedly die a little over a year later at the age of 32.