- Lt. Peaches: You know, these college campuses are sure getting crowded. They've got more students than we can shake a nightstick at.
- Kim Hither: I believe that a girl's accessories should be practical. For example, I have a belt buckle that gives change.
- Dinah Shore: I know a guy who was so dull, when he fell off a cliff, someone else's life flashed before his eyes.