Danny Kaye plays an elderly cranky watchmaker, a rival chef to Arte in the Italian king's kitchen, and the father to bride Gladys Ormsby; Alan Sues plays a carefree motorist ignoring traffic regulations; Dan Rowan uses a polygraph on Dick Martin; quickies; Jeremy Lloyd stars in kissing bandit runners; Arte and Danny Kaye sing a duet of Those Were the Days as Piotr Rosmenko and Mr. Shaughnessy; Henry plays a cop in runners; cocktail party; Dick's day at the bar; Arte's Scandinavian storyteller strikes again; Ernestine telephones Los Angeles Mayor Sam Yorty; the female regulars dress as marionettes to introduce news of the past, present, and future; Goldie Hawn explains the reasons for overpopulation; Tyrone crashes Gladys' wedding shower; a look at the generation gap; and Danny meets stuttering Lily Tomlin. Zsa Zsa Gabor appears.
—Maisie Fleckum