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(TV Series)

(1970)

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Alan Sues: Ringo, which was eh, your favorite hit record?

Ringo Starr: I wanna hold your hand.

Alan Sues: [reaches out his hand, which Ringo takes] Now will you tell me which was your favorite hit record?

Ringo Starr: Alan, you're adorable. And you're weird.

Alan Sues: Well you're the freako that wanted to hold my hand.

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Teresa Graves: Now here's the scam on what it's all about. Dick and Dan' gonna let it all hang out!

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Dan Rowan: Well, the toy manufacturers have done it again. They have a new board game, called 'Vietnam'. It's an adult game, played by young people. The rules are impossible to understand and, and nobody can win.

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Posh lady at cocktail party: We rich people have our problems too. One of my girlfriends recently was so despondent she committed suicide. Of course it was tastefully done: she had her chauffeur drive her over a cliff.

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Goldie Hawn: I understand your boyfriend's a perfect gentleman at all times, Pammie.

Pamela Rodgers: Yeah, but it's better than no boyfriend at all.

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Roving Reporter Ruthie Buzzi: While shooting a western on location in the Mohave desert, film star Don Rickles was bitton on the leg by a rattle snake. A fatal seizure followed. However, filming was resumed immediately after the burial of the snake.

[laughs]

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Teresa Graves: Ringo, has fame and fortune changed your life at all?

Ringo Starr: No, it's just brought me fame and fortune.

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Alan Sues: With the new planes going faster than the speed of sound, heh, you can now talk behind your own back.

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Henry Gibson: That's tonight's look at the wonderful world of Timothy Leary and Raquel Welch.

Tyrone F. Horneigh: Oh, I get it.

[chuckles]

Tyrone F. Horneigh: The high and the mighty.

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Ringo Starr: Very interesting.

German Soldier: Say, Dingo...

Ringo Starr: The name's Ringo.

German Soldier: Ringo, Dingo, you're in my bush. Get out of my bush.

Ringo Starr: Ok.

German Soldier: Winners get trees, losers get bushes. Think about it.

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Wally Cox: When I get mad enough, I can almost crush a grape.

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Goldie Hawn: Hey Dan, you know what? Dick is a penny pincher.

Dan Rowan: What, why, why do you say that? Who says so?

Goldie Hawn: Penny.

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Ringo Starr: You can be certain that a man with a banana in his ear does not want you to notice his feet.

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Arte Johnson: Poor Twiggy. She lost her modeling job, and now she's a topless waitress in a pancake house.

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Jeremy Lloyd: Talking about that, eh, one of the greatest problems in the world today is apathy. But then, who cares.

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