Quotes
Larry Storch, Connie Stevens, Nancy Ames, Buddy Hackett, Jerry Lewis, Leonard Nimoy, Ed Platt, Dinah Shore, The Temptations
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
- Goldie Hawn: [reading a book] It says here elephants are found in Africa. But they're so big, how do they get lost?
- Jo Anne Worley: Boris says Red China's our friend, and when they get here they're going to prove it.
- [laughs]
- Jo Anne Worley: I don't like my psychiatrist, but I can't leave him. He's such an insecure little man. And he loves chickens!
- Larry Storch: Knock, knock.
- Connie Stevens: Who's there?
- Larry Storch: USA.
- Connie Stevens: USA Who?
- Larry Storch: USA lovely girl, Connie.
- Larry Storch: [French accent] Paris 'as something for everybody. Unless of course, you bring your wife.
- Dan Rowan: [after band plays a fanfare] And, band sounds a little better...
- Dick Martin: Sounds like a couple of 'em started using both lips!
- Dan Rowan: That must be it.
- Dick Martin: The drummer, I think.