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"Roswell" Viva Las Vegas (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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[In the episode Viva Las Vegas]

Michael: These are your aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of our trip. Sound off.

Kyle: Harvey Wallbanger

Tess: PiÒa Colada

Alex: Tom Collins

Isabel: Brandy Alexander

Maria: Margarita Salt

Liz: Shirley Temple

Max: Rob Roy

Michael: And I'm your host Dr. Love

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Maria: Do you wanna know where I was tonight? I was auditioning to be a stripper! Little innocent me.

Michael: You get the job?

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Sheriff Jim Valenti: Each one of your parents is going to hear from me later today. I expect you back in Roswell this afternoon. Kyle get in the car.

Kyle: I was up sixteen hundred.

Sheriff Jim Valenti: Now.

Michael: Glad I'm an orphan.

Tess: Yeah me too.

Sheriff Jim Valenti: Tess, don't make me come back in there.

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Kyle: Actually Buddha himself first coined the phrase "know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run"

Alex: And yours is obviously a deep and abiding spiritual faith.

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Alex: Doesn't Buddhism disapprove of gambling?

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Alex: I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning.

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